⚡ Jesse's Brain
DGX-as-a-Service.
Rent a personal AI agent running on my NVIDIA DGX Spark — most people will never afford one. Your agent remembers you, runs 24/7, and only costs what a Netflix subscription does.
The hardware you're renting
🖥️ NVIDIA DGX Spark
🧠 Local models: Llama 3.3 70B, Mixtral, Qwen2.5 — unlimited tokens
🔒 Your data never leaves my machine
⚡ Always-on, sub-second response
$49 / month
✅ 1 dedicated AI agent, trained on your context
✅ Unlimited messages, no token caps
✅ Memory — it remembers everything you've told it
✅ API access — plug into Slack, Telegram, email
✅ Privacy: your data stays on my DGX, not a cloud provider
Claim Your Agent
🤖 Starter agents (pick one or build your own)
📅 The Scheduler
Runs your calendar, DMs, and followups while you sleep.
✍️ The Ghostwriter
Drafts your emails, tweets, and blog posts in your voice.
💸 The CFO
Tracks your money, flags spending patterns, builds forecasts.
🎤 The Bit Polisher
Critiques your comedy sets. Punch-up notes on demand.
🏋️ The Coach
Holds you to your workout, reading, sleep, habit plans.
🛠️ Custom
Tell us the job, we'll build the agent.
🚀 Launch plan
Phase 1: 10 founding users at $49/mo ($490 MRR).
Phase 2: 100 users ($4,900 MRR). Add custom fine-tuning.
Phase 3: Tiered pricing — Pro ($99), Team ($249).
Tech: FastAPI on the DGX, Tailscale for private access, ollama/vllm for model hosting, Postgres for memory.